Step 1: Cut heads out of Styrofoam because large Styrofoam balls are $18 each at the store only to discover later you should have cut the heads bigger.
Step 2: Poke hole in the Styrofoam head.
Step 3: Cut eyes out of felt.
Step 4: String fishing line you stole from your pole through hole and thread through fabric your daughter cut into squares the day before. (Forget to take photo).
Step 5: Glue on eyes with Elmer’s and Super Glue for extra insurance. Mostly glue your fingers together.
Step 6: Walk across crunchy grass and hang along the fence knowing full well all the eyes are going to fall off because you didn’t let them dry long enough because you’re impatient like that.
Step 7: Rub dead batteries on your leg to get them to take one more photo.
Step 8: Run in the house to make really fast blog post.
Step 9: Race out of house to pick up your child at Kindergarten knowing you haven’t yet showered, look horrible and are going to go grocery shopping anyhow.
Are you making any decorations at your house?
(Don’t miss Emily’s dinner post below).