Did he really say that?
Last night, did my son really say, "You can't take my phone away. Homer pays for it".
At 9:30am this morning did I really get a phone call where another son said, "My car won't start". To which I replied, "Did you plug it in all night?". To which he replied, "Yes, but it is out-of-gas".
Really?? You could go play pool with the money I gave you, but some how putting gas in the car escaped your list of things to do.
And my final reply, "I'm not going to deal with this right now". And I hung up. After all he should be calling Homer. He pays for it.
Then my day went on. I got three kids out of nice warm beds to drive at -20 below to basketball practice because there is nothing I would rather do on a Saturday morning.
What other great things will this day bring?