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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Thursday Thunks

I stumbled across this at Hootin' Anni's. You can find the questions here. I think I'm having a meme kind of day. At least it makes me smile.

1. Who is the craziest person in your family? Definitely my Big Brother Mike although I think he's mellowed as he's gotten older.
2. If you could make turtle shells any color you wanted, what color would turtles be? Purple. There isn't enough purple in the world.
3. How fast do hotcakes sell? Faster then I can get there to buy them.
4. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol if they have eaten someone who was drunk? I'm thinking "being under the influence" would be the least of a cannibal's worries.
5. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? Not unless all the post-pregnancy moms start telling the truth.
6. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? They don't. The all just sit in misery together.
7. Do you make stupid little baby noises when talking to your pets? I didn't make stupid little baby noises when I talked to my babies.
8. Is the light on in the room? Yes. Several.
9. Did the voice tell you that the light is on in the room? Yes. It also told me I should shut some off.
10. If you were to name an alcoholic drink, what would it be called? I'll Have Another.


Stace said...

LOL you seriously made me snort on a few of these...My kids are looking at me like I'm nuts now ;-P I can see prozac tainted hotcakes in my future! :-P lol

Anonymous said...

You are absolutely right. There isn't enough purple in the world!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

So you'd say to the barkeep, I'll have another "I'll have Another". Cool. :)

Anonymous said...

Love your #10!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

that was crazy funny

anymommy said...

There really isn't enough purple in the world, is there? "I'll Have Another" = brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my playground. I do appreciate it. :) Your poor big brother LOL. Glad he's mellowed. Love the name of your drink. Great answers my friend. :)

Little Black Scrap Cat said...

I'll Have Another, too!
Definitely made me smile!!