I stumbled across this at Hootin' Anni's. You can find the questions here. I think I'm having a meme kind of day. At least it makes me smile.
1. Who is the craziest person in your family? Definitely my Big Brother Mike although I think he's mellowed as he's gotten older.
2. If you could make turtle shells any color you wanted, what color would turtles be? Purple. There isn't enough purple in the world.
3. How fast do hotcakes sell? Faster then I can get there to buy them.
4. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol if they have eaten someone who was drunk? I'm thinking "being under the influence" would be the least of a cannibal's worries.
5. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? Not unless all the post-pregnancy moms start telling the truth.
6. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? They don't. The all just sit in misery together.
7. Do you make stupid little baby noises when talking to your pets? I didn't make stupid little baby noises when I talked to my babies.
8. Is the light on in the room? Yes. Several.
9. Did the voice tell you that the light is on in the room? Yes. It also told me I should shut some off.
10. If you were to name an alcoholic drink, what would it be called? I'll Have Another.