So what do I have to offer the Blog World? Not much.
My life is full of irony. I was going to remember what it was and tell you all about it.
Here's Daisy...under a beautiful blue sky giving me a look of disgust.
Or at least what I suspect a sheep disgust look would look like.
And the girls who should lay eggs, but don't. They just eat a lot of
And no eggs.
After that I just felt deflated. Tired. Worn out. Sick of it. Over-whelmed. Needing a vacation.
Geez. I am such a whiner. Life could be much worse and I know that. I just want my own pity party. For a moment, at least.
I shoveled some sheep manure into a wheelbarrow with a flat tire. Figures.
Moved some dirt around so it could thaw. Why?
Cleaned my kitchen so they can make a new mess. And they did.
Registered my last child for Kindergarten only to be question as to the whereabouts of my "proof of address". Of for f**ks sake. This is the end of my 13th year with a child in this elementary school. I will put in 20 years as a parent there when he is done...do I really need to continue to prove where I live? Apparently, I do.
If my Senior screws up his last week of school and doesn't graduate he's moving under the bridge with all the other homeless people. I will help him.
If my other teenage who wants to drop out of school and get a GED at 16 continues to talk like a fool I'll....I don't know what the hell I will do, but it will be ugly. Honestly? Get a GED? With his learning disabilities it is impossible. So is reasoning with him. It's almost like still being married to his father, but I can't leave him. He's my child.
If it snows again tonight I'm moving to Canada. I hear they have sunshine.
And if they don't, I'll build an igloo.
Only two more sleeps until my baby is five. That sucks.
And....I really have a lot more to add, but I've already lost most of you to surfing the web for something more interesting so I'll stop now.
Lucas just told me I need a cow. ???????????? Really?