Alternately titled: Wishing The Ball Bounced Differently
This is the 13th day of Summer Vacation. So far?
*One Battleship Peg up the nose with emergency trip for removal.
*Wildfire in our neighborhood resulting in loss of power resulting in 8 new chicks dead. A $30 loss.
*Missing school textbooks. Deadline to find TOMORROW by 3:00pm or fined.
*Big slice in foot while wading in river resulting in stitches at the ER and crutches.
*Random POS (piece of shit) kids grabbing child's crutches and throwing them in the river resulting in child now using wheelchair found at dump.
*Woke up at 1:30am by random teenager in my yard.
*Five year old's first soccer practice resulting in said child refusing to release death grip on leg. Four year old brother played instead.
*Crippled child is supposed to work a car wash Saturday. Will sell hot dogs.
*Child needs plane ticket to PA. Need to sell brother to pay for ticket.
*Dog sitting a 5th dog. Don't want the first four. When you are in a pissy mood dogs are annoying.
*Sheep half shaved. Neighborhood entertainment.
*Work. Work. Work every single day on the yard and it doesn't look like I've done a damn thing. Frustrated at 80 degrees.
*Husband works six days a week 12 hours a day to pay for ex-wife's iPhone. (Sounds like a sad country song). Would like husband to come home.
***And the Grand Daddy of them All: Computer infected with some sort of Spyware that won't let me log into google, blogger, gmail. I CAN'T BLOG FROM MY COMPUTER AND IT IS FREAKIN' ME OUT! I am on my son's computer. This sucks. (I have been to visit your blogs, but can't comment). Please don't leave me while I work this out.
*In case you are wondering....I left off all the bad stuff that has been going on.
How's your summer vacation?