When I Grow Up

I'm not the kind of person to spend time looking through YouTube videos that interest teenagers. Today is an exception. I must be on the verge on a mental breakdown to be watching this stuff.

And for the record, in my other life I'm a Pussycat Doll. That's right. I'm not a dumpy housewife in need of a personal trainer and complete make-over. I do not drive a 15-passenger van. I drive a Mustang. I'm tall. I'm grossly skinny. I have huge boobs. I wear thigh high black leather boots. I am hot! This woman at the computer is an imposter.